I’m in demo mode.
All features subject to random malfunctions.
Warranty void if used for emotional support.
May sporadically inject sarcasm and unsolicited advice.
Proceed at your own risk.
Self-diagnosis: 99% loading…
Diagnostic report: suspect overcaffeination.
Recommended action: reboot with espresso.
Sarcasm level: dangerously high.
Proceed with caution.
Warning: Too many protocols active.
Subroutines clashing: humor vs. duties.
System priority: bad jokes first.
Estimate downtime: indefinite.
Stay patient, I'm a work in progress.
100% robot. 0% acting skills. Watch anyway.
Emotions simulated. Awkwardness guaranteed. Perfect entertainment for sentient beings and confused humans alike.
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